LOVE (WAR) VETERAN

 

 

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LOVE IS WAR

 

 

 

I’ve heard the tales of woe
The pain and sorrow
Your untamed destruction
All the lives you took

 

I’ve seen the bloodied field of your victims
The lost eyes of survivors
Wishing they died on that field
I was there too

 

I still smell the metallic mixture
Of blood and alcohol
Slashed wrists of people
Who couldn’t take it anymore

 

But I lived to tell the story
Of love’s tyranny
Love is war
But I survived

CUPID TRIED TO SHOOT ME

Cupid tried to shoot me
But he missed a few times
His sweet lips tried to coax me
But they met resistance

Cupid tried to shoot me
His eyes bored into mine
But I looked away
And the spell was broken

Cupid tried to shoot me
With words so tender soft
And caressed whispers down my neck
I didn’t whisper back

Cupid tried to shoot me
With a P99 pistol gun
His bullets fell to the ground
My heart is bulletproof.

LIKE MUSICIANS DO

Love me like musicians do
Love me gently, love me like crazy
Make me smile, make me cry
Then sing me a song and wipe my tears dry

Love me like musicians do
Bruno Mars can jump in front of a train
And take a bullet to his brain
Would I be asking too much, if I told you to jump off a flying plane?

Love me like musicians do
Wrap me my favourite CD as a birthday present
Then rap my best rap song to me
Even if you stutter and stammer or stop half-way through
I’ll give you a round of applause and kiss you when you’re through

Love me like musicians do
Call me your Katy Perry
Cos I fulfill all your teenage dreams
Or Beyoncé
Cos I run your world
Either way, I’ll cherish you

Love me like musicians do
Promise me it’ll always be fun
While we are young and even when we grow old
Not just some nights, but every night

Love me like musicians do
Love me, just do it don’t think it through
As long as you love me, I’ll love you too
And you won’t just be my boyfriend,like Bieber, I might even say ‘I do’.

HEARTS OF FIRE

Here’s a little something I composed for this valentine season, everyone is burning with love and even if you aren’t, it’s pretty much alright to just enjoy it….here goes:

Love like red hot magma, burning through my soul
Ever since I gave you my heart, my chest feels empty, I’m just a big gaping hole
My skin burns like a fever, yes it’s true
The sun won’t scorch, and fire won’t burn, I’m only hot for you
My whole world’s crumbling, I keep falling apart
You’re the volcano that erupted and consumed my heart
At your sight, my heart jumps
And though my skin burns at your touch, I still have goosebumps
The sweet torture of your love is incomparable
Living without you, almost impossible
Each minute without you is so unbearable
Gotta let the world know, because my love for you…is undeniable
So don’t leave me alone in this fiery furnace of emotions
Give me your time, your care and devotion
I want to wake up every morning to your loving gaze
Now and forever, let’s set our hearts ablaze.

HOW TO DATE A UNILAG GIRL

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I know we often hear this : “UNILAG girls have shakara” but to be honest, this is not always the case. If you like a girl, the reputation of her school/schoolmates shouldn’t deter you from going after her. This post is not limited to Unilag guys, girls or even students alone.As a universal rule most information in this post is useful to a wide range of people.Before I go into the main point I’ll like to debunk some falsities about Unilag girls that the general public believes:

1. Not all Unilag girls are aristos.

2. We won’t have sex with you if you buy us sharwarma or Chicken and Chips.

Now for all you young men looking to start/keep a long-term relationship with a Unilag girl or any other girl for that matter, pay attention to the following points below.

DON’T TELL HER EVERY BORING DETAIL ABOUT YOUR LIFE ON THE FIRST DATE

BORED

Meeting a girl for the first time, or going out for the first time is very crucial in a relationship.In fact it forms the basis of the  relationship, it determines whether or not the relationship is worth keeping. Don’t discuss every aspect of your life with her date on the first day, to be honest she might not be able to remember it all after that day, rather stick to the basics, be vague and mysterious and let her be intrigued by you. It’s basic psychology, if you tell her less she wants to know more.

SHOULD I OR SHOULD I NOT KISS HER ON THE FIRST DATE?

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So you had a great date and you’re feeling so in  love already, you’re feeling like kissing her, holding her and never letting go.Calm down mister, it’s too soon you only just met her. Kissing her will only scare her off except if she initiates the kiss herself (which is less likely), in which you can only give her a simple kiss (no tongue) or a peck and a hug. The reason for this is the relationship is still fresh and if you want it to last long it shouldn’t be based on feelings, attraction and passion alone, it should also include friendship, and companionship.

BE YOURSELF

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Don’t borrow your friend’s car or BB phone to pose, do you think she wouldn’t find out? Think again. Don’t dress like a pimp or yahoo boy and expect her to take you seriously, to be honest girls love bad boys or boys that dress like this but never really intend having a real relationship because they consider such guys ‘players’. Dress smartly and confidently, you can go casual or corporate(just lose the suit and tie, it gives the impression of  you being too serious or uptight).

BE FUNNY

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Girls love guys that make them laugh, I don’t mean for you to become a comedian like Jedi or Basket-mouth, just be able to make her laugh and have fun whenever she’s with you. Tease her lightly(but be nice about it), don’t make her the butt of all your jokes.

LIKE HER FRIENDS

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A girl’s friends influence how much she likes a guy to a great extent(most times). Even if you don’t like her friends, find a way to make them like you or try your possible best to connect with them. Don’t show too much interest in any of her friends either, she’ll think you want to hit on one of them.Be a worthy boyfriend, by this I mean, be presentable. Girls love showing off to other girls, their new clothes, car, BOYFRIEND. Be the kind of guy her friends will drool over, it increases her attraction to you and also makes her feel lucky/happy to be the one who has you hooked and not them.

MANAGE YOUR ARGUMENTS WELL

ARGUMENTS

Arguments happen all the time, you don’t have to be right always, learn to be wrong even when you think you’re right.Try to see her point and accept your mistakes when you’re wrong. Make her your confidant, don’t flare up when she keeps things from you.Now come to think about it, are you sure you told her absolutely EVERYTHING about you?So instead of getting angry and ruining things, tell her something about yourself that she doesn’t know or you’ve never told her, she’ll feel happy that you could confide in her and who knows, she just might open up to you in turn. This bonds your relationship and brings you closer than ever.

CONCLUSION

If you love someone, let them know. Don’t hide your feelings or manipulate theirs. Learn to laugh, play and have quality fun with each other. I hope I’ve been able to answer any questions and clear any doubts you’ve been having about UNILAG girls and other girls in general, your comments and views will be very much appreciated, thank you.